rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

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unacted:

You should date me cuz:

  • I make a great bowl of cereal
  • We would have beautiful children
  • I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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ruinedchildhood:

"talk dirty to me"

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I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you